Section I
Leaderboard
Last updated: 11 April 2026 at 09:59 BST
I
Jack
32.5wins
II
Jonny
26wins
III
Miki
24wins
IV
Allan
19.5wins
V
Ryan
11wins
VI
Dean
9wins
VII
Muneeb
2wins
Section II
Rules & Amendments
Founding Rule
The winner of each calendar month shall be the first participant to say rabbits
Amendments
Amend. I
A valid electronic submission must consist of exactly "Rabbits." — beginning with a capital R, followed by "abbits" and a full stop, with no additional characters, spaces, or formatting. Submissions not conforming to this exact form shall be deemed invalid.
1 June 2017
Amend. II
A valid submission must be delivered via the designated Facebook Messenger group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised. — Repealed by Amend. IV
1 January 2018
Amend. III
For the purposes of this game, each calendar month shall be deemed to commence at midnight according to the United Kingdom time zone, including any applicable adjustments for British Summer Time.
1 April 2019
Amend. IV
Amendment II is hereby repealed in its entirety. A valid submission must be delivered via the designated Signal group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised. — Repealed by Amend. VI
3 November 2020
Amend. V
Participation in this game is irrevocable. No participant may withdraw, resign, or otherwise remove themselves from the game once admitted.
10 February 2021
Amend. VI
Amendment IV is hereby repealed in its entirety. A valid submission must be delivered via the designated WhatsApp group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised.
30 November 2024
Section III
Official Record of Winners
| Month | Winner |
|---|---|
| 2026 | |
| April | Jack |
| March | Allan |
| February | Jack |
| January | Ryan |
| 2025 | |
| December | Miki |
| November | Allan |
| October | Jack |
| September | Miki |
| August | Allan |
| July | Dean |
| June | Allan |
| May | Jonny |
| April | Miki |
| March | Jack |
| February | Jack |
| January | Miki |
| 2024 | |
| December | Allan |
| November | Allan |
| October | Jack |
| September | Allan |
| August | Allan |
| July | Miki |
| June | Allan |
| May | Jack |
| April | Miki |
| March | Allan |
| February | Jack |
| January | Ryan |
| 2023 | |
| December | Miki |
| November | Ryan |
| October | Allan |
| September | Jack |
| August | Miki |
| July | Jack |
| June | Jack |
| May | Jack |
| April | Miki |
| March | Jack |
| February | Jack |
| January | Ryan |
| 2022 | |
| December | Jack |
| November | Ryan |
| October | Allan |
| September | Jack |
| August | Jack |
| July | Miki |
| June | Miki |
| May | Jonny |
| April | Ryan |
| March | Miki |
| February | Jonny |
| January | Miki |
| 2021 | |
| December | Dean |
| November | Miki |
| October | Jack |
| September | Miki |
| August | Jonny |
| July | Jack |
| June | Jonny |
| May | Jonny |
| April | Miki |
| March | Allan |
| February | Jonny |
| January | Miki |
| 2020 | |
| December | Jonny |
| November | Muneeb |
| October | Miki |
| September | Jonny |
| August | Jack |
| July | Jonny |
| June | Jonny |
| May | Dean |
| April | Dean |
| March | Jack |
| February | Ryan |
| January | Miki |
| 2019 | |
| December | Miki |
| November | Jack |
| October | Ryan |
| September | Ryan |
| August | Jonny |
| July | Jack |
| June | Jonny |
| May | Jack |
| April | Dean |
| March | Allan |
| February | Jack |
| January | Jack |
| 2018 | |
| December | Jonny |
| November | Jonny |
| October | Allan |
| September | Allan |
| August | Jack |
| July | Allan |
| June | Allan |
| May | Jack |
| April | Miki |
| March | Jonny |
| February | Jonny |
| January | Jack & Allan |
| 2017 | |
| December | Jack |
| November | Jonny |
| October | Ryan |
| September | Jonny |
| August | Dean |
| July | Jack |
| June | Dean |
| May | Muneeb |
| April | Dean |
| March | Allan |
| February | Dean |
| January | Ryan |
| 2016 | |
| December | Jonny |
| November | Miki |
| October | Jonny |
| September | Jonny |
| August | Jonny |
| July | Jack |
| June | Jonny |
| May | Jack |
| April | Jonny |
| March | Jonny |
| February | Miki |
| January | Miki |