Section I

Leaderboard

Last updated: 1 May 2026 at 07:44 BST

I Jack 32.5wins
II Jonny 26wins
III Miki 25wins
IV Allan 19.5wins
V Ryan 11wins
VI Dean 9wins
VII Muneeb 2wins
Section II

Rules & Amendments

Founding Rule

The winner of each calendar month shall be the first participant to say rabbits

Amendments

Amend. I
A valid electronic submission must consist of exactly "Rabbits." — beginning with a capital R, followed by "abbits" and a full stop, with no additional characters, spaces, or formatting. Submissions not conforming to this exact form shall be deemed invalid. 1 June 2017
Amend. II
A valid submission must be delivered via the designated Facebook Messenger group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised. — Repealed by Amend. IV 1 January 2018
Amend. III
For the purposes of this game, each calendar month shall be deemed to commence at midnight according to the United Kingdom time zone, including any applicable adjustments for British Summer Time. 1 April 2019
Amend. IV
Amendment II is hereby repealed in its entirety. A valid submission must be delivered via the designated Signal group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised. — Repealed by Amend. VI 3 November 2020
Amend. V
Participation in this game is irrevocable. No participant may withdraw, resign, or otherwise remove themselves from the game once admitted. 10 February 2021
Amend. VI
Amendment IV is hereby repealed in its entirety. A valid submission must be delivered via the designated WhatsApp group chat. Submissions made through any other medium shall not be recognised. 30 November 2024
Section III

Official Record of Winners

Month Winner
May 2026Miki
April 2026Jack
March 2026Allan
February 2026Jack
January 2026Ryan
December 2025Miki
November 2025Allan
October 2025Jack
September 2025Miki
August 2025Allan
July 2025Dean
June 2025Allan
May 2025Jonny
April 2025Miki
March 2025Jack
February 2025Jack
January 2025Miki
December 2024Allan
November 2024Allan
October 2024Jack
September 2024Allan
August 2024Allan
July 2024Miki
June 2024Allan
May 2024Jack
April 2024Miki
March 2024Allan
February 2024Jack
January 2024Ryan
December 2023Miki
November 2023Ryan
October 2023Allan
September 2023Jack
August 2023Miki
July 2023Jack
June 2023Jack
May 2023Jack
April 2023Miki
March 2023Jack
February 2023Jack
January 2023Ryan
December 2022Jack
November 2022Ryan
October 2022Allan
September 2022Jack
August 2022Jack
July 2022Miki
June 2022Miki
May 2022Jonny
April 2022Ryan
March 2022Miki
February 2022Jonny
January 2022Miki
December 2021Dean
November 2021Miki
October 2021Jack
September 2021Miki
August 2021Jonny
July 2021Jack
June 2021Jonny
May 2021Jonny
April 2021Miki
March 2021Allan
February 2021Jonny
January 2021Miki
December 2020Jonny
November 2020Muneeb
October 2020Miki
September 2020Jonny
August 2020Jack
July 2020Jonny
June 2020Jonny
May 2020Dean
April 2020Dean
March 2020Jack
February 2020Ryan
January 2020Miki
December 2019Miki
November 2019Jack
October 2019Ryan
September 2019Ryan
August 2019Jonny
July 2019Jack
June 2019Jonny
May 2019Jack
April 2019Dean
March 2019Allan
February 2019Jack
January 2019Jack
December 2018Jonny
November 2018Jonny
October 2018Allan
September 2018Allan
August 2018Jack
July 2018Allan
June 2018Allan
May 2018Jack
April 2018Miki
March 2018Jonny
February 2018Jonny
January 2018Jack & Allan
December 2017Jack
November 2017Jonny
October 2017Ryan
September 2017Jonny
August 2017Dean
July 2017Jack
June 2017Dean
May 2017Muneeb
April 2017Dean
March 2017Allan
February 2017Dean
January 2017Ryan
December 2016Jonny
November 2016Miki
October 2016Jonny
September 2016Jonny
August 2016Jonny
July 2016Jack
June 2016Jonny
May 2016Jack
April 2016Jonny
March 2016Jonny
February 2016Miki
January 2016Miki